PERSONA

The #Priorities Babe

Making dinner plans with Crystal is tougher than snagging a table at the town's impossible-to-book restaurant. For common friends, a heads-up of months (or even years, no exaggeration here) is a basic requirement. By the time you get her to agree to dine with you, the restaurant reservation you wanted is long gone. But here's the catch: if you're part of her VIP squad, drop a notice of a day or two, and she'll clear her schedule. It's all about your level of importance.

Our fine 14k solid gold ring, separated by three diamonds along the band, mirrors Crystal's personal version of Lady Justice's scale. It's where she stands in the middle, gauging if you're dinner-worthy or if her time is better spent on some high-quality Insta stalking. She's got her priorities sorted, and if you're vying for a seat in the VIP section, good luck.

While you may not have VIP status on her list, attempting to flatter her with this ring is your best bet. Just remember, this scale is the ultimate key to her schedule — whether it's for dinner or your wedding, if you're desperate for her time and blessings.